Sunday, November 04, 2007

Tag it Up

I was tagged about a month ago and have done nothing about it, but have finally gotten around to it. So here we go, a peak into the wild life of the Little Guzy Guy.

Five Jobs I have had:
1. My first job was when I was 15 years old. It was the summer between my freshman and sophomore year of high school. I worked at Samurai Sams, a fast food Japanese restaurant. I loved it because we were allowed to eat as much free food as we wanted along with all the free pop that we could drink. It didn’t pay very well, but I didn’t know any better. I think I made about $6.00 an hour, but with all the benefits mentioned above I made more like $12.00 buck an hour. I ate a lot.
2.I worked for 2 summers as a construction man for brother John Sheffield. A great job that paid 10 dollars an hour and wasn’t all that hard. I didn’t do a bit of skilled work, mostly digging and moving trash all day. Not to bad.
3.Before my freshman year at BYU I worked as a copy boy at a law firm in downtown Denver. Not too hard of a job, but I was treated like, well a copy boy by all the lawyers who I didn’t like very much. Also, I had to travel about 45 minutes to an hour everyday to get there so that wasn’t very fun. I became an expert on how to use a copy machine though, a skill I still utilize today. This is also where I honed in on my foosball skills because every Friday afternoon all the lawyers would gather in the “foosball room” where they would break out the beers and play. They allowed the copy boy to play every once in a while.
4.Right after I got back from the mission I worked 11-hour days digging pools for brother Reardon. By far the hardest job I have ever had. After about a week I had trouble opening my hands every morning. I shoveled more dirt than your average man does in a lifetime. It was a very satisfying job because I felt like I was actually doing something important and I learned a lot. Also, to see a giant hole that I dug made me feel quite manly.
5.The last job I had was a janitor at the hospital here in Provo. I cleaned for an hour every night the Urology clinic. It stunk. Need more be said?

Places I have lived:
1.Born in Jefferson City, Missouri and lived there until I was 4.
2.Lived in Littleton, Colorado for most of my life.
3.Lived in Provo, Utah for a total of almost 3 years now.
4.Lived in Boston, Massachusetts for a month waiting for my visa to Ghana.
5.Lived in Ghana, Africa for 14 months.
6.Lived in Bo, Sierra Leone for about 9 months.

Favorite Foods
1.A beef meximelt from Taco Bell.
2.Dad’s BBQ glazed pork steaks.
3.Mom’s mashed potatoes.
4.Kristen's Beef Enchiladas.
5.Fufu with katenkuin.
6.Tomatoes (this is for Dad so he will finally know)
7.Anything else besides olives. I am a human trash can!!!


Top Five Movies
1.Signs
2.Hotel Rwanda
3.The Fugitive
4.Clear and Present Danger
5.Jurassic Park 3!!!!!!

Top Five Shows
1.Seinfeld
2.Charles in Charge
3.The Office
4.Batman (the cartoon)
5.Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader (For Real)

Four Weird Things about Me
1.I love mustard. One of my favorite snacks is a Lays Potato chip dipped in mustard. I also like mustard and mayonnaise sandwich’s but that is a different story.
2.My name Andrew Foster literally means “Manly Forrester.” Well I guess that isn’t too weirdJ
3.One of my toes is bent over so it give my feet the appearance that they are webbed. So far there have been no adverse effects, but who know. Ty would know all about this defect of mine.
4. I have started to make some transitions in my preferences for foods which are making me more and more like my dad. I used to enjoy Ranch dressing on my salads, but then moved to Caesar. But in the past few months I finally made the switch to Blue Cheese. I am now stuck on Blue Cheese. Another example is I use to like sweet pickles, but I now enjoy only Dill (I’m not sure what kind of pickle you like dad). Anyway, I think I am becoming more and more like my dad and there is nothing I can do about it. At least in what I eat.

Places I Would Rather Be
1.Anywhere where my beautiful wife is!!!!
2.I West Africa with the most wonderful people on earth.
3.At Taco Bell enjoying a Meximelt with some Hot Sauce.
4.With the whole family winning some kind of competition. (like the most manly man)

New Category: Funniest Foster
1.Mark, everyone knows he is the funniest.
2.Ty, a surprising yet deserving finish.
3.Kristen, when she is on a roll she is on a roll.
4.Adam, there is just something about the man.

The list could go on, but I will stop there.

I am tagging Mom, Adam, and Ty.